February 2012
137 posts
kiango:
mom: hey dear, would you help me with something?
me: oh, sure mom, I’ll be right—
me: …
me: …
mom: hello?
me: yeah.
be right there
ahahaha
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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kaelthasmpreg:
my mum just told me to fix her internet explorer so i deleted it off her computer
Killed by a group of horde again.
ask-ragnaros:
ask-lorthemar:
I didn’t do anything to you… luckily I was revived after those fiends left… Still. Ask me questions to make me feel better?
DO NOT BE SAD REAGENTLORD. BEING A LORD DOES NOT MAKE YOU IMMORTAL… UNLESS YOU ARE A FIRELORD!! HAHAHAA!!
BECAUSE I PITY YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT LIVING, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THE GIFT OF FRESHLY COOKED WIENERS.
MORTALS LOVE WIENERS
...
...Meo-NO.
askkingwrynn:
I KNOW I SAID I WAS TAKING A NAP BUT I HAD TO REBLOG THIS FIRST OH MY GOD
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I've come to the conclusion that the WoW fandom on...
kiango:
It’s just so flawless. We might have our squabbles from time to time, but overall? This is a fucking great group of people to be around.
For the most part I agree. There’s a handful of people that were spoiling it for me for a while but I finally got over my weird ass “omg wat if they find out” paranoia and started putting them on block and now my overall experience...
musicalsharpie:
silly-silky:
enenkay:
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/bandwagon
http://ask-staghelm.tumblr.com/
I wanted to play too :)
I'm sooooo sorry Thrall
kiango:
ask-aggra:
ask-thrall:
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/lQLvv574kUtsvAZx
I’m only sorry that it takes ages to load, though.
(kokiron)
((I have no comment.))
Go’el!
I…uh…
er…
…Ok.
i have no words
it was either me or my frand that made this one idr which there was another one with Illidan but I dont know what I did with the link to it /mourn
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THIS WEEK IS JUST GREAT FOR WEIRD SHIT
I KEPT THIS GOING BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIGURE OUT IF IT WAS SOMEONE I KNEW AND DIDN’T REMEMBER OR SOME WEIRDO, AND ALSO BECAUSE I WAS DYING IRL. This also started immediately as I logged in, like literally my load screen finished and this guy is emoting at me. I’m pretty sure it’s just some random desperate guy tho. For clarification, the guild i’m in right now is...
Is it unethical of me to put 397 BoE valor gear in...
kiango:
the answer is yes
but tell me otherwise so i can do it anyway
Not any less ethical than it is when I stick 377 crafted pvp cloth gear in the bags of my alts so I can queue for raid finder. I still do more DPS than the average LFR derp anyway so who cares? Not me.
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The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
princessbracken:
incubusgrave:
supersizemysexysex:
lonesiekarp:
maneir:
amixedreality:
chowdercake:
thorterback:
notdaredevil:
literally my entire life summed up in one gif
I feel this is painfully accurate
._.
OH GOD
This does not bode well…
this is the best.
