snoozlebee: dekutree: acceptable pet names: babe baby sweetie cutie pie darling honey unacceptable pet names: boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo cthulhu sweet devil prince in the pale moon light Leslie floor 2% milk Ella Fitzgerald i think you have these mixed up
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
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messed-up-logic: (Grass) (Water)
spacelovemelody: current emotion: i need money
slightlyevilcake: I’m Tamaki Suoh, and this is jackass *drinks the commoner’s coffee*
im slowly unlearning how to english
kaelthas-dickrider: kaelthas-dickrider: kaelthas-dickrider: what happens if you jump off the pandaren starting zone were going to find out its science time BLIZZARD PREDICTED PEOPLE WERE GOING TO DO THIS OMG
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni and cheese i
angryginger replied to your photo: LOOK AT THIS EXTREME BABYcatch location was 65, 41… OH SURE TRICK ME OUTSIDE AND THEN ONLY SS YOURSELF U MOVED AND DIDN’T COME BACK and there were too many people and the floor was too light where you moved to and you couldn’t see the bab :(
me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
defilerwyrm: A living being actually typed this out. Wait wait Anon you’re missing something in that message. Since I’m such a Nice Guy I’ll help you out…. There you go, now you’re getting your point across properly! Oh also, ah. Since I did you a favour you’re now morally obligated to let me bend you over. I don’t make the rules, man, I just follow ‘em. “women have way easier...
subspacetsundere: having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
boywitch: cosmicam-amor: boywitch: why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u What?
That hunter pet post is going around again and people keep adding stupid shit to it ugh
egbertees: when someone calls you cute more like
chrssy: riding your man like
dirkkat: “why do you ship that? it’s never going to be canon”