- the rock
Do you smell what the Rock is cooking? It’s lembas, apparently.
I mean how could I not reblog this.
elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”
college is just “what the hell”
and as far as i can tell life after college is just “to hell with it”
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
when you think you arent gonna create more alts but you get a new idea
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am